Saw this on Comedy Central. Poor passenger is already sick….and then it gets worse.

http://www.ajc.com/search/content//business/stories/2009/06/24/carry_on_luggage_legislation.html I can pack 5 days of clothes in a standard carry on bag. This includes when I travel for work and for vacation. If I can do it so can 95% of travelers. The exception? Those with kids. They should just check bags anyway! Bill would limit airline carry-on bags Carry-on bags would have [...]

Assigned morning airport standby. I wanted to come in and snooze. Well Jeppesen released a huge update instead. I spent the first HOUR updating my manuals. Ugh. Electronic kits bags can’t come fast enough! So instead of sleeping I got a large coffee from Dunkin Donuts (I love their coffee!) and the requisite donuts (because [...]